ďAsotin to Enterprise. Come in Enterprise...Ē
Oregon. The final frontier. This is the voyage of the star DH to Enterprise.
Its fifty minute mission: To explore new worlds. To seek out no life and no
civilization. To boldly go where no Washington Destination Highway has gone
Captainís log. Stardate: Anytime. Youíve traveled to the southern reaches of
the Palouse System to confirm reports of a 20 mi (32 km) wormhole of intense
Twistiness and Scenery into and out of the spectacular Grande Ronde River
canyon. Itís said this stretch is so unbelievable it makes the long trek
worthwhile. Even if the Pavement isnít quite next generation. Sensors show few
life forms, even on the straight, high plateau stretches at either end. So you
can ride long and prosper in deep space Remoteness. Assuming cloaked Romulan
speed tax collectors donít attack your Vulcan boldly going at warp speed. All
right, you have your orders. Shields down. Engage!