Al: Welcome to another edition of Monday Night Motorcycling. Hereís our
chance to get a close look at number 68, Rockford Pullman, the exciting new
prospect out of Washington State. Heís had an impact in the Palouse Conference
despite TIRES stats that arenít really that impressive. Dan?
Dan: Thatís right, Al. This playerís Twistiness isnít flashy but you can count
on him to make some pretty good moves in the second and third quarters. Heís
not the smoothest runner, but his Pavementís got that consistency and
predictability scouts love. And with his kind of Engineering, you wonít be
getting blindsided on many plays. His well-rounded Characterís bound to win
him legions of fans, too.
Dennis: And Dano, while some question this guyís Remoteness, no worries here
either. Though this roadís got more buildings than Pike Street, most of the
towns on it are boarded up and gone the way of the dodo just like the rest of
Smallville, USA. I guess thatís what happens when people flip local businesses
the bird and think nothing of driving an hour or two to load up their SUVís at
the latest Wal-Depots íR Us.
Al: We have a beautiful setting for tonightís game: rolling Scenery of emerald
and gold farmland backed up by the odd waterway and butte. Here comes Rocky
now, getting ready to take the fields. And weíre underway!